Our Journey to the Old World

(Aug. 12-Sept. 2, 1997)

In the summer of 1997 my brother Gabe and I traveled through Europe by train.

It was the most fun I've ever had in my life, and I can't wait to go back. We carried only our backpacks. Somehow, my pack seemed to weigh about 150 pounds more than his at any given point of the trip. I don't know how that happened. Anyway, please take a look at my pictures as you read this story about our trip. If you've never been to Europe, you should scrape up the cash to go sometime. It's awesome. Of course, compared to the U.S., Europe sucks, so don't spend too much money to get there. Get a good deal. The entire time we were in Europe we encountered only 1 day of rain (in Germany.) The rest of the time it was like Paradise - sunny and warm. I collected little landmark sculptures on my trip (which may partly explain why my pack got so heavy...Gabe collected patches.)


We flew to London on August 12, stopping in Washington, D.C. I think the plane ride was something like 37 hours long...It felt like it anyway. We finally landed at Heathrow airport and stayed for 3 days at a youth hostel in a dorm room with 2 Australians, a Canadian, and one French girl. It was cool. All the Australians we met really like to party and consume lots of alcohol. We didn't party much, because by the time we spent all day being tourists, we passed out from exhaustion on our bunk beds. And although I don't drink, I did look hung over during the entire trip, as you'll see from my pictures. Not the sexiest photos that have ever been taken of me. The first day was the worst. Now I know the meaning of the word "jet lag". While we were in London, we saw the London Tower, Parliament, The Tate Gallery, Buckingham Palace, the London Dungeon, Abbey Road, and took a Jack the Ripper Walking Tour (my favorite.) In London, I got a little sculpture of Big Ben.


Next was Paris. Paris is amazing. It seemed to me that it was built for giants, not for us. Everywhere you look, there's something incredible to see. Gabe and I stayed in a little hole somewhere in the city - the place was owned by this couple who were about 100 years old and didn't speak a word of English. If you leave this country, carry a little phrase book, because those things come in handy. Especially when you haven't had a bath in a couple of days and all you want is to be able to ask "Where is the shower?". Or when you haven't eaten in 10 hours and you want to ask for one of those yummy chocolate croissants in the train station. Or when you haven't used the restroom for quite a while and you need change for five thousand lire in order to pay to go to the potty. (I told you Europe sucks!) Anyway, here I am at the Eiffel Tower!. In Paris we saw Notre Dame Cathedral, The Seine River, The Louvre, The Sacre Coueur at Montmartre, and the Paris Opera House. Also, check out my new cemetery image of a beautiful tomb I found in Montmartre Cemetery. Of course, in Paris I got a little sculpture of the Eiffel Tower.


We stayed at Balmer's Youth Hostel in Interlaken, Switzerland. (That's where I had the coldest, most miserable shower of my life. I still don't know if all the hot water was gone or if I just didn't know how to operate the showers.) Riding through the Alps on the train was so beautiful. The mountains are massive and blue and the air is clean and you pass by all these little towns with intricately designed church steeples standing high above the town and you wonder what the kids do there on Saturday nights. Switzerland is a very clean place. We were sitting on steps inside the train station at Bern and the cops made us get up, because they didn't want people just sitting around, I guess. We probably looked like criminals anyway. Here's Gabe and myself near Interlaken.


Next, we went into Italy. In my opinion, Italy would be perfect if there weren't any Italian people there. They were unbelievably MEAN AND NASTY, and made the Parisians look like sweethearts. Maybe it was because it was the end of the summer and they were sick of blonde American tourists, I don't know. But I have never encountered such a hostile people. What a beautiful country, though. First we went into Pisa. We got there late at night, and walked through town toward the Leaning Tower. It was beautiful at night and there were a lot of people all around. That night, we started to sleep in the grass outside the train station, but I woke up freezing to death. So I made Gabe come inside the station, where we continued to freeze to death on a concrete floor. The next day we toured the cathedral by the tower. They don't let people up into the tower anymore, which is too bad, because I was fascinated by the Leaning Tower. It's really a beautiful piece of architecture. I got a little sculpture of it.


That afternoon we went to Florence. We stayed in a real hotel there, which is where I took the most enjoyable shower of my life, having spent the previous night on the ground in Pisa. Our room had high ceilings and two beds! In Florence we saw the Duomo, and the famous bronze doors of the baptistery. We also saw Michelangelo's David. I spent my 23rd birthday in Florence on August 21st, and Gabe took me to dinner at a real Italian restaurant! In Florence I got a little sculpture of the Duomo.


Next, we traveled to Rome. In Rome, we stayed in a youth hostel with a Canadian, one Australian, some girls from Belgium, and a couple guys from Hungary. That was fun! There is so much to see in Rome. We went to the Colosseum, St. Peter's and the Vatican Museums (Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel Ceiling!!!),the Fountains of Neptune, and the Ancient City. One afternoon I took off on my own and walked through the city to find La Bocca della Verita - The Mouth of Truth. I wanted to see it because it's featured in Roman Holiday with Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn. It's a face sculpture on the side of a church...Gregory Peck puts his hand inside its mouth and says in his deep voice, "You know, if you put your hand in there and tell a lie, legend has it that it will be bitten off..." Apparently, about 75 other people (mostly senior citizens) wanted to see it that very afternoon for the same reason. I could barely get close to it. But it was cool. In Rome, I got a little sculpture of the Colosseum.


After Rome, we headed to Venice, where we arrived late at night. We walked around for a couple hours and ended up missing the last train out of town, so we slept on the steps outside the station. That was actually kind of pleasant, because we were by the water and it was warm that night. The next morning we headed for Salzburg, Austria. That's where they filmed The Sound of Music. We were greeted at the train station by a little chubby Austrian woman with a squeaky voice who was riding a bike. She took us to a nice youth hostel, where we stayed with a girl and a boy from Spain. The next day we saw Mozart's house and walked through town. We left that afternoon for Augsburg, Germany. We spent a few hours in Augsburg. That's where my Dad was stationed in the Army about 45 years ago. We walked around town, had some expensive roast beef (we think) for lunch, and saw Mozart's father's house. Then we called my half-brother, Corky, in Stuttgart, Germany. He teaches at a high school on an American Army base there. So we got on another train...


...and arrived in Stuttgart a few hours later. We stayed with Corky in the Visiting Officers Quarters on the base. Ahhh, a nice American hotel room with American showers. We ran around downtown Stuttgart and went to a big wine festival one night. That was wild. Germans like to party and make noise and dance. I ate the best meal I've ever had in my life at the Schwaben Brau - a brewery in Vaihingen, the town where the base is located outside Stuttgart. I had cheese spatzel with onions and potatoes floating in a sea of butter. (Germans must be born with a cholesterol deficiency.) Corky took us to other little German towns over the weekend. It was around that time that we heard on American radio one night about Princess Diana's death. We went to Rothenburg, an old medieval town, Tubingen, and Heidelburg. We also visited my favorite place in Germany, Castle Neuschwanstein! It was the home of crazy old Kind Ludwig, who used to eat dinner with his horse in the banquet hall. We didn't get to go inside the castle, but I will next time.


Gabe and I flew out of Stuttgart on the 21st day of our trip. Thanks for reading my little story. Please e-mail me with any questions you have or tell me about your travel experiences.

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